BREAKING: Deniers Admit Pause in Warming Pause

Well, well, well, it seems the first rat has accepted reality and scurried off the good ship HMS Avoidance.

Last time I checked out the hottest, most rapidly-heating-up new site in the deniosphere (which I try not to do—long story), climate “skeptics” were insisting the Pause had never stopped. It’s still happening, they cried—it’s just been “masked” by “short-term noise”! We haven’t had “long enough” (whatever that means) to pronounce death yet, quacked these often self-conferred MDs. It’s Not Statistically Significant!

So I suppose congratulations are in order for high-profile denioblogger Jaime Jessop, who evidently has the rat-cunning most of her conspecifics lack.

The title of Dr Jessop’s new post says it all. In fact, the first 3 words alone are rope enough (and can therefore be quoted out of all context, without the slightest ethical or intellectual qualms on our part):

The Pause Returns […]

It’s hard to exaggerate the significance of this three-word admission, because I’m a science communicator, so every fibre of my being is viscerally opposed to hyperbole—which is literally worse than lying.

So I’ll just have to understate it:

This changes everything. The tectonic plates have shifted. The continents have realigned, and the constellations themselves are sure to follow.

What Dr Jessop has just conceded—gracelessly, backhandedly and teeth-clenchingly—is that there really was a pause in the Pause. To be sure, it’s over now—the pause in the pause has stopped, at least temporarily, and the pause is back, for the time being at least—but what matters is that the pause did stop, at some point. Just like we’ve been trying to get through their lead-lined calvaria this whole time.

I hate to say “I told you so,” but being a hero sometimes means doing things you hate. So here goes:

You were told so. By me.

I said so. To you. Do I really have to spell it out?

I—the editor-in-chief of Climate Nuremberg—told you—the science-denying community—so.

Breaking ranks is never easy, and Dr Jessop can expect to be called aside for a quiet word tonight. Bank on it. The pausist cause was just rewound by years, if not decades. There are going to be a lot of raised fingers and pointed voices in the denialist flatearthosphere in coming days, you can take that to your stockbroker.

What was she thinking?!, voices will demand to know. This won’t help the Cause of the Pause! Won’t somebody think of the Pause Cause?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall.

Or a rat under the floorboards. Both good options.

3 thoughts on “BREAKING: Deniers Admit Pause in Warming Pause

  1. viejecita

    Thanks !!! This has made my day !!!.

    I hope the New President’s of the USA ( and the rest of the world’s ) advisors take good note, and “save us all , we old people whith old bones, and who feel the cold most of all”, and deliver us from those punishing taxes which are leaving us shivering in anticipation . And that the “green” movement concentrates on fighting the pollution of water ( in Oceans, but also subterranean water , the water in lakes, and rivers, etc ), and begins to take old people into account, as much into account as if we were polar Bears, ( which, by the way, are growing in number thanks to the warmth, just like us ).
    Thank You again
    ¡ Un abrazo !
    María ( viejecita )

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      1. viejecita

        Gracias Brad. Allí que me iré a leer. Que echaba de menos que hubiera movimiento aquí. Seguiré inscrita como seguidora, por si acaso.
        Un abrazo
        María ( viejecita )

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