Yes, you in the trenchcoat, sitting patiently up back. Fire away.

Rapid Fire Zone!

Q: [Inaudible] Like this? Sorry, yeah, as I was saying, I wanted to ask the panel: what’s the ‘Mission Statement’ of Climate Nuremberg’s new Semi-automatic Fire Zone [sic] section? What corporate values [inaudible]? Thanks.

A: Our new Rapid Fire Zone embodies excellence in:

  • succinctness

Who’s next?


We hope you enjoyed this zero-sugar, 97% fact-free, no-added-values science-sized snack, courtesy of Climate Nuremberg’s Rapid Fire Zone.

Rapid Fire: because you asked for it.

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